Meet your new Emotional Support Peen
Handmade with ultra-soft chenille yarn and absolutely zero emotional maturity, these morally grey little men are the perfect companion for:
* Reading dark romance at 2am
* Ignoring red flags
* Crying over fictional men
* Surviving plot twists* Making your bookshelf significantly less classy
Each Peen is:
♡ handmade by author Adeline Franklin
♡ completely unique
♡ soft, squishy, and slightly unhinged
♡ equipped with an official adoption certificateWarning:
May cause inappropriate laughter, emotional attachment, and concerning conversations at family gatherings.Not suitable for:
✘ People with good taste in men
✘ Emotionally stable readers
✘ Your grandmother (unless she’s cool)Approx. size: 7 inches (sizes may vary slightly)
Colours and personality may vary slightly due to handmade nature.
Emotional Support Peen
Order Disclaimer
By purchasing from this store, you acknowledge and agree to the following:
- All sales are final. We do not accept returns or exchanges.
- Orders cannot be canceled or modified once they have been placed.
By completing your purchase, you agree to these terms.
For any questions, contact adelinesdarkdelights@gmail.com.
📦 Processing Time: Once your order is placed, it will be shipped within 2-3 business days. (Custom orders can take up to two weeks)
🚚 Shipping Times: Delivery times may vary based on your location and the carrier. Tracking details will be provided once your order ships.
❗ Please note: Adeline Franklin is not responsible for lost, stolen, or delayed packages once they have been shipped.