Meet your new Emotional Support Peen
Handmade with ultra-soft chenille yarn and absolutely zero emotional maturity, these morally grey little men are the perfect companion for:
* Reading dark romance at 2am
* Ignoring red flags
* Crying over fictional men
* Surviving plot twists* Making your bookshelf significantly less classy
Each Peen is:
♡ handmade by author Adeline Franklin
♡ completely unique
♡ soft, squishy, and slightly unhinged
♡ equipped with an official adoption certificateWarning:
May cause inappropriate laughter, emotional attachment, and concerning conversations at family gatherings.Not suitable for:
✘ People with good taste in men
✘ Emotionally stable readers
✘ Your grandmother (unless she’s cool)Approx. size: 7 inches (sizes may vary slightly)
Colours and personality may vary slightly due to handmade nature.
Select from the following products listed to add to your cart.
All items are available for pick up only at Secrets in the Pages event.
Minimum of $10 spent qualifies you to enter the kindle giveaway on day of the event.
(If you can't attend the event for any reason and are unable to get someone to collect for you please notify me and we can arrange delivery of your order (additional fees apply))
Emotional Support Peen
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- All sales are final. We do not accept returns or exchanges.
- Orders cannot be canceled or modified once they have been placed.
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For any questions, contact adelinesdarkdelights@gmail.com.